Answers = B - B - B
Tonight's Topic: Mixed Bag of 3 Trivia Questions -- #14: "Girlfriend/Wife Quotes"
Good morning/evening, everybody! Thank you for joining us last night.
We hope you discovered something interesting during the time we spent together on the Insomniac Net last night.
-- The ever-delightful Shelley [KF7TBA] and LW [K7LWA]
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Special for Tonight: Shelley and LW are unable to host tonight's net because of some unexpected events -- so graciously, Steve [N5ZUA] offered to fill in for them.
But for that to happen, it meant that someone would have had to cover Steve [N5ZUA]'s Wednesday net two nights ago.
Fortunately, Steve [K6KYA] stepped up and offered to host Steve's Wednesday night net this week.
Accordingly, Shelley and LW would like to publically share their appreciation of both Steves' generousity and dedication in covering the Friday night's Insomnia Net.
(We owe them both big time!)
For tonight's trivia net, we are continuing with 3 more Quotation Questions.
This time these questions are about GIRLFRIENDS and WIVES (do you detect a trend in our Question Sets?).
So, can you tell us who said the following three quotes below?
Please give us your best answers from any of the 3 (reuseable) answers of "A", "B", or "C" (if applicable!) for each question.
++ Mixed Bag of 3 Trivia Questions -- #14: "Girlfriend/Wife Quotes" ++
Question #1: "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
A. Adam, talking about Eve, or
B. Rodney Dangerfield, or
C. Fred Flintstone
Question #2: "A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home."
A. Woody Allen, or
B. Rodney Dangerfield, or
C. Tarzan, talking about Jane
Question #3: "My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg."
A. Larry King, or
B. Rodney Dangerfield, or
C. Chef Boy-Ar-Dee, or
[SOURCE: Funny Quotes and One-Liners: Rodney Dangerfield]
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++ QUOTE(S) OF THE DAY ++ -- Girlfriend/Wife quotes from one (or more) of the correct Answers above:
"During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel."
"I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster."
"I went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife."
"My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark"
"My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat."
[SOURCE: from Funny Quotes and One-Liners: Rodney Dangerfield]
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